He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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