Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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