That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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