when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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