WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
it hurts more in the daytime
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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