OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Two words: blizzard sex
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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