scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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Acid is not a monday night drug
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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