Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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