Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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