My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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