Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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