i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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