Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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