he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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