For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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