I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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