So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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