One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Randomize
