You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Watching her eat just hurts me
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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