Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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