He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
how does that bad decision feel?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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