so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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