my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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