I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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