Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

Can Purell be used as lube?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Since when do you wear a bracelet?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice

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(361): View more from Texas

Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol

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(516): View more from New York

He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this

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(501): View more from Arkansas

No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!

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(612): View more from Minnesota

THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE

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