Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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