Can Purell be used as lube?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE