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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude, she has braces

  (240): View more from Maryland

  i meant the dude w the ponytail.

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

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  (717): dude, she has braces (240): i meant the dude w the ponytail. (717): i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o. http://tfl.nu/8ov5
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  (516): View more from New York

  so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me

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  (516): so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me http://tfl.nu/fxoz
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.

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  (843): No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear. http://tfl.nu/va6s
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  (417): View more from Missouri

  Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.

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  (417): Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road. http://tfl.nu/ry0e
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  he seriously made his penis a facebook.

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  (480): he seriously made his penis a facebook. http://tfl.nu/bto1
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.

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  (336): Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom. http://tfl.nu/g9fv
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  (229): View more from Georgia

  He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.

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  (229): He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam. http://tfl.nu/61az
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  (817): View more from Texas

  I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children

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  (817): I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children http://tfl.nu/nt9v
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.

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  (480): Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous. http://tfl.nu/druq
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom

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  (618): Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom http://tfl.nu/65ja
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  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.

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  (414): you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business. http://tfl.nu/y67z
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  That's right. I did.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  That's right. I did.

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  (403): That's right. I did. (403): You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. (403): That's right. I did. http://tfl.nu/55sv
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.

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  (785): All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood. http://tfl.nu/5nl6
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  (941): View more from Florida

  I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.

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  (941): I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present. http://tfl.nu/9c6n
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  (925): View more from California

  Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then

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  (925): Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then http://tfl.nu/ta2x
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