Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.