i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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