doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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