As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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