Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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