if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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