It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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