so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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