Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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