The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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