Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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