So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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