I just saw a hot homeless man
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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