I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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