went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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