Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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