she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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