You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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