he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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