Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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