I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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