I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song