Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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