Nice meating you last night
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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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