Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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