And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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