Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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