why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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