God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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