Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the day after is always just damage control
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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