So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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