Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I FOUND THE LEGS
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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