I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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