I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm sobbing to NWA
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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