His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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