come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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