I just made out with a guy for $7.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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