Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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