in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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