Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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