You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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