I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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